How to Escape a Spider

Guest Post by Ashleigh
Featured image from the video game “Limbo”

We all know those famous eight-legged creatures that lurk in the corners of our houses or under unmoved objects. Well, here’s one for all the people with arachnophobia: How to escape the horrid little things whose very creation we all question. First of all, start by spotting your eight-legged friend strolling around the walls and floors of your home. Then stand frozen in time, hoping it carries on its journey (hopefully out the door, over the hills and far away). If your worst fear comes true and the spider runs directly towards you, the next step is to run around your house screaming at the top of your lungs. Knock over every possible item in your path. Fling down all your pictures and flower vases in your wake in attempts to kill the spider, but make sure your make a mess and fail dismally. Now jump onto any high item of furniture and arm yourself with any kind of racquet or bat. Beat the spider into a pancake.
That is how you escape a spider attack with style and like a pro.

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4 thoughts on “How to Escape a Spider

  1. Jamie says:

    Well i just so happen to be one of those people that have arachnophobia and i would probably faint if a spider was anywhere near me, so there would be no plan for me to escape as they would probably eat me…..

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